Breed: Miniature Dachshund
Rescue? Adopted from a breeder.
Human’s name & position: Carol O., Legal
Fantasy flavor: Woof & Cookies
Highlight of my day: Holding court from my very own office chair.
What I think my human does all day: She talks to legal beagles a lot, so I get to listen to lots of legalese. What’s a “tort”? Can I eat it?
Best thing about being a K-9 to 5’er: Compared to my previous job at the breeder’s, being a K-9 to 5er is truly blissful...and the biscuits are even blissfuller.
Judge Judy is my Jam.
Pet peeves: People who insist on calling me “wiener.”