Breed: Morkie (Maltese-Yorkie)
Human’s name & position: Jane E., Controller of Chaos
Fantasy flavor: Magic Snack-drawer
Highlight of my day: Being right there whenever my best friend Mitch opens the magic snack drawer at her desk.
What I think my human does all day: Mumbles at her computer
Best thing about being a K-9 to 5’er: Drinking from a ceramic water bowl shaped like a mini-toilet (I’m too little to reach the real thing like the big dogs do).
If I had my way around here, I’d... hey wait... “If”? Whaddaya mean, “if”? Don’t I already?
Jerky is my Jam.
Pet peeves: Rules.