Flavor Graveyard

Even the best Ben & Jerry’s flavors eventually melt away. Here we lay our dearly de-pinted to rest so we can mourn their chunks and swirls and keep their sweet memories alive.

Flavor Graveyard | Ben & Jerry’s – Video

  • 2001-2002

    Rich milk chocolate cashew Brazil-nut butter ice cream with macadamia nuts covered in white & dark fudge & milk chocolatey swirl.

    We won't blame the macadamia
    But we were kinda in denial
    The Marketplace had spoken:
    Mac got aloha'ed off the aisle.

    Aloha Macadamia tombstone
  • 1998-2001

    Milk chocolate ice cream & white fudge cows swirled with white chocolate ice cream & dark fudge cows

    Where do all the cows go
    when heaven gives the word?
    This flavor kicked the bucket
    when angels took the herd.

    Bovinity Divinity tombstone
  • 1994-2001

    Vanilla frozen yogurt with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough

    So now we know:  our Dough Fro Yo
    Just wasn't as greate as expected.
    Folks who love Dough as well as Fro Yo
    Love 'em separate, not interconnected.

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Frozen Yogurt tombstone
  • 1999-1999

    Chocolate Truffle Low Fat Ice Cream swirled with White Chocolate Low Fat Ice Cream.

    It's curtains for the
    chocolate pair
    I ate alone in the comfy chair,
    One pint per night it might
    have been
    But 'twas low fat so it
    weren't no sin.

    Chocolate Comfort tombstone
  • 2010-2011

    Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Creams with Chocolatey Covered Macadamia Nuts

    Nuts about chocolate
    Chocolate about nuts
    Swirled vanilla with chocolate
    Maybe too much?

  • 2011-2012

    Chocolate Ice Cream with Coconut Caramel Swirls & a Chocolatey Covered Coconut Caramel Crunch

    Chocolate and coconut
    Fairtrade, we must add.
    A taste sensation, we'd hoped
    But it's gone now, so sad.

  • 1995-1998

    Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and fudge covered shortbread

    A flavour so smashing -
    & yet it fouled out:
    Strawberries & shortbread -
    a love match devout
    But sadly it missed
    all the fame it deserved,
    A bit too much English
    put into the serve.

    Cool Britannia tombstone
  • 2012-2012

    Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookie Pieces, Dark Chocolatey Cows & a Chocolate Fudge Swirl

    Cow welfare we felt,
    Deserved it's own flavour.
    Just a limited batch though,
    So a taste memory to savour.

  • 2007-2012

    Sweet Custard Ice Cream with a Caramelized Sugar Swirl

    Pardon our French,
    but we still swear
    Our Crème Brulee is
    beyond compare,
    So it may not be beaucoup
    too late to save
    Crème Brulee from
    beyond the grave.

    Creme Brulee tombstone
  • 1979-1991

    Chocolate Ice Cream with Pecans, Almonds, Raisins, & Chocolate Chips

    Here the brazen
    DASTARDLY lies.
    Some say that raisin,
    Caused its demise.

    Dastardly Mash tombstone
  • 1996-2001

    Swirls of Light Chocolate & Dark Chocolate Sorbet

    The Devil took the blame
    For all the rich indulgence.
    Now watch him fan the flame,
    melting puddles of 
    wicked succulence.

    Devil's Food Chocolate tombstone
  • 2005-2007

    Irish Cream Liqueur Ice Cream with Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies & a Coffee Fudge Swirl

    The bottle is empty,
    The cup, and the glass.
    Mud with irish cream
    Was not meant to last.

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  • 1987-1987

    Vanilla with Chocolate Covered Almond, Pecans and Walnuts

    A delightful mash,
    This flavor we remember
    For the stock market crash
    On the sixth of November.

    Economic Crunch tombstone
  • 1988-1988

    Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Almonds

    In memory of nuts
    And Green Mountain Boys,
    Here history shuts
    The pint lid on their joys.

    Ethan Almond tombstone
  • 2005-2010

    Sweet Cream Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookie Pieces, Fudge Dinosaurs & a Fudge Swirl

    Fudgy dinosaurs galore
    Got all dug up til there were no more.
    A flavor re-design might be do-able
    But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable

    Fossil Fuel tombstone
  • 1986-1991

    Vanilla Ice Cream with Fresh Georgia Peaches

    Fresh-picked peaches
    trucked from Georgia
    Tasted great but couldn't last
    'Cuz Georgia's quite a-ways away
    & trucks don't go that fast.

    Fresh Georgia Peach tombstone
  • 1997-1998

    Creamy Ricotta and Pistachio Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Cannolis and Roasted Pistachios

    Now in front of the pearly gates,
    Holy Cannoli sits and waits.
    What brought its ruin no one knows,
    Must have been the pistachios.

    Holy Cannoli tombstone
  • 1992-1993

    Ginger Ice Cream with a Fudge Swirl

    One Potato, two potato,
    Sweet Potato Pie,
    No one could appreciate it,
    So we had to let it die.

    Miz Jelena's Sweet Potato Pie tombstone
  • 1997-1997

    Fresh Pear Ice Cream with a hint of Almond and a Light Fudge Swirl

    Oh Pear, Oh Pear,
    A mixture of mirth
    All nannies did weep
    When you left of this earth.

    Oh Pear tombstone
  • 1989-1990

    Peanut Butter Ice Cream with Peanut Butter Bits and Strawberry Jelly Swirl

    An unbeatable duo!
    Yet somehow it managed
    To flop in a cone,
    So we stuck to the sammich.

    Peanut Butter and Jelly tombstone
  • 2000-2000

    Caramel Ice Cream with White Fudge-covered Caramel Popcorn, Toffee-coated Peanuts & a Caramel Swirl

    Peanuts, Popcorn!
    mix 'em in a pot!
    Plop 'em in your ice cream!
    Well, maybe not.

    Peanuts! Popcorn!  tombstone
  • 1996-2001

    Swirls of Raspberry-Blackberry & Passion Fruit Sorbet With Other Natural Flavors

    We kept the passion going
    'til all efforts were in vain.
    Now Purple Passion's majesty's
    beneath the fruited plain.

    Purple Passion Fruit tombstone
  • 1989-1999

    Ice Cream with Rainforest Crunch – a cashew and Brazil nut butter crunch

    With aching heart & heavy sigh
    We bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye.
    That nutty brittle from exotic places
    Got sticky in between our braces.

    Rainforest Crunch tombstone
  • Schweddy Balls tombstone

    2011 Holiday Season Limited Batch

    Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum & loaded with fudge-covered rum & malt balls

    Born of the classic SNL sketch
    The masses rejoiced
    while others kvetched.

    Fudge-covered rum balls
    & malt balls galore!
    The double entendre -
    too fun to ignore!

    This holiday favorite -
    with love from Pete Schweddy,
    vanished from store shelves
    before we were ready.

  • 1989-1990

    Plum Ice Cream with a Caramel Swirl

    It swirled in our heads,
    It danced in our dreams,
    It proved not to be though,
    The best of ice creams.

    Sugar Plum tombstone
  • 1988-1989

    Coffee Ice Cream with Amaretto, Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey and Roasted Slivered Almonds

    The bottle is empty,
    The cup, and the glass.
    Mud with Jack Daniels
    Was not meant to last.

    Tennessee Mud tombstone
  • 2004-2006

    Chewy Fudge-Swirled Chocolate Chunk Cookies & Vanilla Fudge Chip Ice Cream

    The Wich that was,
    Was wicked good,
    And all was well
    For quite a spell.
    However it was,
    The Wich that was
    Was ditched…because.

    The Wich tombstone
  • 2001-2002

    A nutty mix of chocolate & pistachio ice creams with fudge covered almonds & lightly roasted pistachios

    The name was meant to say it all
    Without the pompous prose
    Was it nuts we chose to say so,
    or was it the nuts we chose?

    This Is Nuts tombstone
  • 2006-2010

    Vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered caramel cashews & a caramel swirl

    Slow and Steady wins the race,
    Turtle Soup kept up the pace,
    You may protest, but we suggest,
    Turtle Soup deserves a rest.

    Turtle Soup tombstone
  • 1989-1990

    Peanut butter ice cream with chocolate chunks

    Lost flavor so melted.
    Who could have foreseen it?
    Perhaps we misspelt it?
    Adieu, precious peanut.

    Tuskeegee Chunk tombstone
  • 2000-2001

    Coconut Almond Fudge Chip meets New York Super Fudge Chunk A Swirling Safari of Chocolate Ice Cream & Coconut Ice Cream mixed with White & Dark Chocolatey Chunks, Pecans & Roasted Almonds

    The chaos & cacophony
    of busy city life
    lies peaceful now under a maple tree,
    the flavor lost its strife

    Urban Jungle tombstone
  • 2006-2008

    Coffee liqueur ice cream with chocolate cookie crumb swirl & fudge cows

    right, then…is it dead or isn't it?
    no it isn't…
    yes it is…
    no it isn't…
    rubbish! you're a loony!
    no i'm not…

    Vermonty Python tombstone
  • 1993-2001

    A caramel & cashew brazil nut ice cream with a chocolate hazelnut fudge swirl & roasted almonds

    Just so there's no confusion
    We thought we oughtta warn ya:
    Wavy Gravy isn't dead - 
    He lives in California.

    No such luck for Wavy's flavor,
    But we've been wrong before, 
    We won't give up the ghost if you won't,
    So what're you waiting for?

    Wavy Gravy tombstone
  • 1986-1996

    Coffee Ice Cream with Kahlua Coffee Liqueur

    Bid adieu to ol' White Russian,
    Our tears, they are a-gushin',
    But in our scoop shops,
    please don't forget,
    Dead it's not, oh no, not nyet.

    White Russian tombstone
  • 1992-1993

    Blueberry ice cream with Maine blueberry puree and wild Maine blueberries

    Wild Maine Blueberry
    From the land of the puffin,
    Now when we crave you
    We turn to the muffin.

    Wild Maine Blueberry tombstone