Our Resolutions for a Euphoric 2015
Finally, a set of resolutions we can all enjoy.
2015 is not the year we promise to hit the gym or wash our dishes immediately after eating. Don’t get us wrong, those are both great resolutions, but neither one would fill our bellies with a single bite of Ben & Jerry’s. Where’s the fun in that? Nowhere!
We all have our favorite go-to flavors, but what about the many flavors you’ve never tried?!? It’s time to branch out and try something new this year! That’s why we’re resolving to give these 9 underappreciated flavors a little love in 2015 …and a place in our freezers. Read on to consider why you should join us in this noble quest:
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Item number 1
Boston Cream Pie
Named after a cake that’s named after one of America’s oldest cities, the cake pieces and pastry cream filling in this flavor can help you understand why Boston Cream Pie is the official dessert of Massachusetts.
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Item number 2
Cake Batter
It’s perfectly acceptable to lick this batter right off your spoon. And if you stick your finger into the chocolate frosting swirl, we won't judge.
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Item number 3
Banana Split
Splitting a banana takes up valuable time that can be spent eating your ice cream. We save you a few steps by filling this flavor with all the banana you could want. The walnuts and fudge chunks are a nice touch, too.
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Item number 4
Cheesecake Brownie
We think combining cheesecake with brownies is a pretty genius idea, so we took it one step further and put it in ice cream. Need we say more?
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Item number 5
Mint Chocolate Cookie
The peppermint may make you think of winter, but the chocolate sandwich cookie chunks will make you think of heaven. Trust us. It’s science.
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Item number 6
Pistachio Pistachio
We took the liberty of de-shelling the pistachios for you. We’re guessing you’re cool with that because no one we’ve ever met wants to bite a frozen shell.
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Item number 7
Raspberry Fudge Chunk Greek Frozen Yogurt
We’re an ice cream company, but we get all sorts of creative with Greek Frozen Yogurt, too. It may even fit in with another one of your new year resolutions, so go for it!
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Item number 8
Chocolate Peppermint Crunch
We can’t tell you exactly what this will remind you of, but let’s just say the mint chocolate cookie balls will make it easier to wait until those troops of girls are knocking on your door selling cookies.
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Item number 9
Peanut Butter Half Baked
Sorry! No time to write something clever. This flavor is out for a limited time only so we’ve got to run to the store before it’s all gone!
What do you think? Is the decision to seek out these 9 flavors a good resolution? Will you be joining us? Hit us up on twitter at @benandjerrys and let us know!