10 Ice Cream Hacks That Are Borderline Genius

November 29, 2018

Learning New Tricks Is Fun

We eat a lot of ice cream. A LOT. And we like to think we’re pretty good at it. You know how they say that practice makes perfect? Well, we’ve been practicing every day for almost 40 years. Every. Single. Day. (And we’ve never complained once.)

Even so, it turns out there’s a lot we don’t know about our favorite subject: how to get the ice cream we love so very much into our faces. 

Take a look at these sweet life-enhancing tricks and prepare to take your ice-cream eating to the next level.

  1. Free Your Pint

    Do you love ice cream sandwiches? OK, listen: Grab a pint, get a hold of a giant knife, and cut that pint into circular slices. Because you’re obviously a dessert pro, you already have some delicious cookies ready to go. Do you really need us to tell you what happens next? 

  2. Plug the Leak

    Sugar cones and waffle cones: we all love them, and we all have to deal with the inevitable drip drip drip of ice cream out of the tiny hole in the bottom. Solution: Put a li’l marshmallow down there to seal it off. Goodbye, drips!

  3. Cut to the Chase

    Picture it: you and a friend eyeing the last pint in the freezer. You COULD dig in and methodically and dutifully deposit an equal number of scoops in each of your bowls. OR you could take a sturdy knife and cut that pint right down the middle lengthwise. Instant gratification.

  4. No More Messes

    No one enjoys ice cream cones more than kids. And by “enjoys,” we mean “leaves a trail of melting ice cream all over the house and every precious thing in it.” All you have to do is punch a hole in a little paper plate, insert the cone, and put your cleaning supplies away. 

  5. Plan like a Pro

    There’s nothing quite as pulse-quickening as a table full of ice-cream crazed kids wearing pointy party hats. But don’t panic. This birthday party will NOT descend into hangry chaos. Why? Because you pre-scooped the ice cream last night! Go get that muffin tin full of perfect scoops from the freezer and do a victory lap.

  6. Scooping Is an Art Form

    Another tip: ice cream is warmer around the edges and colder in the middle, so… start scooping at the edge. Simple, sure, but it makes a big difference. 

  7. It’s Getting Hot in Here

    Tired of spraining your wrist trying to chisel a scoop out of an exceptionally frozen pint? Run your scooper under the hot tap for a moment, shake off excess water, and scoop with confidence and ease. 

  8. Soft Serve

    If you want to avoid the problem of hard ice cream altogether, seal your pint in an airtight plastic bag before storing it in the freezer. Now you’ll have soft ice cream every time you want it.

  9. Flip You for It

    Freezer burn may be your ice cream’s worst foe. Spare yourself from experiencing this culinary catastrophe: store your pint upside down somewhere deep in the freezer (never in the door). Of course, the other popular way to beat the burn is… eat the whole pint!

  10. Turn that Frown Upside Down

    Normally, coming to the end of a jar of hazelnut spread or peanut butter is a sad occasion where you lament the close of what had been a beautiful and productive relationship. Well, wipe your tears. Because what happens if you drop a few scoops of ice cream into those nearly empty jars? Magic. Magic is what happens.  

What are your genius ice cream hacks? Share ‘em in the comments below!