10 Reasons It’s Awesome to be Single

February 11, 2019

Spending Valentine’s Day with your two favorite guys, Ben and Jerry? There are plenty of perks to being single, and we’ve got our top 10 reasons to celebrate the awesomeness that is being unattached.

  • Cut in half pint

    1. You don’t ever need to share your pint.

  • Freezer full of Ben & Jerry's

    2. There’s no argument over which Ben & Jerry’s flavor to get — you win every time.

  • digging out all the chunks and leave behind the ice cream

    3. You can dig out all the chunks and leave behind the ice cream without fear of getting busted.

  • Multi flavor cone

    4. You can combine whichever flavors you choose in a judgment-free zone.

  • Phish Food with kleenex

    5. It’s perfectly fine if a tear or two fall in your ice cream while watching your favorite romantic comedy.

  • mixing a little booze with your ice cream

    6. You want to mix a little booze with your ice cream? Do it, we think it's a great idea.

  • Dog eating a sundae

    7. More to share with your dog (or cat). They love you unconditionally, unlike some people.

  • whole pint on a spoon

    8. Take a spoonful as large as you please; no one can accuse you of taking more than your share!

  • Spatula in a pint

    9. No clean spoons? You can eat right out of the pint using whatever utensil you want! Really, is there any other way?

  • a scoop on top pancakes

    10. Ice cream for breakfast? Yes. You. Can.