If you’ve been into your local Scoop Shop lately, you might have noticed something a little flippin’ weird: Tubby Hubby! Wait, do we mean Chubby Hubby? Nope! Tubby Hubby is Chubby Hubby’s weird cousin – peanut butter ice cream with sweet and salty pretzel swirls and fudge swirls.
Since we tend to think of everyone in terms of ice cream flavors (can you blame us?), naturally we figured you’d want to know whether your beau is a Chubby Hubby or a Tubby Hubby. We can only hope he’s not a schlubby hubby.
Is he a whiskey or beer lover?
If hubby has a soft spot for malt beverages, he’s definitely a Chubby Hubby. This flavor’s vanilla malt ice cream base is a real taste-bud-tickler for those who appreciate a nice brew.
Is he a smooth talker?
Is your hubby a smooth operator? Always knows just the right thing to say? Then he’s a Tubby Hubby for sure. This chunk-less wonder flavor is so smooth on the palate you can still whisper sweet nothings even with a bite in your mouth.
Does he love crunchy munchies?
Does your hubby enjoy a crunchy snack now and then? Like, say, pretzels? Then he’s a Chubby Hubby, because those peanutty fudge-covered pretzels are heaven on earth for anyone who can’t stop the snack attack.
Is he a peanut butter fanatic?
We all know the type – they can’t go a day without spreading peanut butter on something. Namely, their tongue. If this is your hubby, then he’s a Tubby Hubby. Tubby’s peanut butter ice cream is just the burst of peanutty goodness that any peanut lover needs.
Does he love a good story?
Who doesn’t love a great story told well? If your hubby does, he’s probably a Chubby Hubby, because Chubby Hubby has a truly epic origin story. Deceit, humor, and a heartwarming ending – it has it all. Honestly, we’re surprised Hollywood hasn’t asked for the rights yet.
Is he a tinkerer?
Did he try to fix the toaster last weekend and end up with five extra parts and a toaster that burst into flames? Yep, he’s a tinkerer. And it sounds like your hubby’s a Tubby Hubby type. We’re tinkerers, too, and Tubby Hubby is the result of our Flavor Gurus tinkering around with our classic flavors. A little more of this, a switcheroo on this….and BOOM, you’ve got a totally fantastic flipped flavor.
Think you and your hubby need to give Tubby Hubby a try to be sure? Pop into your local Scoop Shop and see if it’s on today’s menu!